Once upon a time there was no video games. People actually read fairy tales for kicks. Well, the biggest hit around was one about the three little pigs, who were in the building. Unfortunately, a nasty character named Bigelow B. Wolf was blowing them down. It was a real drag. Still. Because, you see, today we have an oink! Video game that lets you lend to those little boys hand. It's stupid, it's insidious. This is one hell of a way to block all that bully breath. Why, it's so exciting, even if you hate oinkers, you will still love oink! After all, in this game you can also be (hehe) Wolf!